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marval | 00:16 Tue 13th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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My Dad is a Traffic Warden.

For my birthday he gave me a “Stop” sign, a wheel clamp and a red traffic light.

I asked for a stationery set.
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As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden’s funeral, a voice from inside not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!” The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters… “Too late pal, I’ve already done the
00:47 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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LOL.
00:19 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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Still....
00:26 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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Just the ticket.
00:34 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams, “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters…

“Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork.”

00:47 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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LOL ^^^^^
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