A english man, a Scottish man and an irish man meet a genie. The genie takes them to a mountian, the only way down is a mellow slide with a empty pool at the bottom. The genie tells them that what ever they shout on the way down is what they will land in. The scottish man, instantly goes down the slide and shouts “The finest scotch known to man”... When the scottish man gets to the bottom pool he lands in the finest scotch known to man. Laughing the english man goes next and shouts “fifty pound notes”. The pool he lands in is filled with fifty pound notes, he grabs as many as he can take and leaves. Fonally the irish man steps up. The genie says “have fun” and the irish man slides down the slide “WEEEEEEE” he shouts, untill he splashes into the pool at the bottom. Filled with wee