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retrocop | 23:39 Fri 28th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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black people

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Chuck Norris

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desert island

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IT

jewish

kids

knock-knock

lesbian

little Johnny

marriage

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mexican

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poems

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A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
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Any joy with Skoda Balders?

It will be in the glovebox, so I'm told.
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Result :-)

Thanks for that
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No Problem.
lol good joke . don't understand the list of words x
"Who's a pretty boy then"
Lol!!
am I been thick can't work out the list x
Nor me mally, don't think they're connected....
Maybe it's words to teach a parrot!
They're the words at the top of the page on the site that retrocop took the joke from, mistakenly (I presume) included in his C & P.
At a guess I'd say the joke was copied and pasted.... but the 1st bit was not deleted
Lie-in king snap!!
They are the topic categories on a joke site, accidentally picked up in a C&P.
Wow there's a whole category dedicated to Chuck Norris?
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Yes. My apologies. It was unintentional. Some of the categories of so-called jokes appear very distasteful and I can assure you I wouldn't open them let alone C&P them on this site. :-(
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Prudie
Most of the decent categories feature Chuck Norris. I don't even know who he is so I don't post those jokes. I try to be selective in what I consider is funny and not offensive.
thankyou all xx

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