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An Irish woman of a certain age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her lover's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...
'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.
'It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his late night Jameson. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph! It was just awful! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his Jameson and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye. With one swoop of his arms, he picked me up, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there for over half an hour! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your lover provided wasn't good?'
'Well ... it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Murphy's Bar again.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...
'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.
'It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his late night Jameson. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph! It was just awful! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his Jameson and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye. With one swoop of his arms, he picked me up, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there for over half an hour! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your lover provided wasn't good?'
'Well ... it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Murphy's Bar again.
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'Fraid not, bookie - I have tried to wipe the whole sorry affair from my addled brain - but a friend did suggest that it was actually here :
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