Mondegreens

[1ozzy]

//And there's a wino down the road //

Led Zep circa '71

What's yours?

[marval]

Thank you 1ozzy, I have learnt a new word.

There is a song called "Last Night a D.J. Saved My Life" recorded by a group called Indeep. When I heard it on the radio, I couldn't understand how a bidet could save someone's life.

[sanmac]

Doughnut make my brown eyes blue...Crystal Gayle.

[Eleena]

^^ LOL sanmac.
Interesting jackdaw!

[maggiebee]

Whiter Shade of Pale - When we called for another, the way to board a train. Sang that for years.

[Patsy33]

When my elder son was little, he used to like sing some of Elton John's 'Your Song'. ...
'I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I Pooped on Your Rug'..lol

[Toorak]

“Somebody call the police, that woman down there’s a doggone freak”

It should’ve been me

It should’ve been ‘thief’

[1ozzy]

"Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her"

Must have been a boozy night ;-/