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New Clock....!

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Voltage | 16:09 Tue 31st Jul 2018 | Jokes
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I bought a battery powered clock today.

When I got home, I noticed that they had given me the wrong one.

I thought "This is a wind up!"
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That must have alarmed you...
18:28 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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Are you sure it's not digital ?
18:30 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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Was it second hand?
18:31 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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They clocked you coming
18:33 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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this joke is ticking over nicely
18:46 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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Did you buy it on tick?
18:46 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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I hope plenty of others chime in
18:48 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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yes maggie i'll pay it back in time
18:48 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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Was it two faced.............
18:49 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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love it lol ^^^^^^
18:50 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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volty you do cheer me up ,thankyou xxx
18:51 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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this joke could bomb......tick-tock, tick-tock.....Carole Vorderman and Countdown - and then?
18:59 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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You're welcome mallyh one smiley face a day is all I need xx
00:03 Wed 01st Aug 2018

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