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If The Wife.....!

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Voltage | 09:52 Thu 19th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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If the wife ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread, butter and cheese.

Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
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She'll probably knock up a Ploughman too ...
Yeah right Volty, a sandwich featuring Bush Oysters

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Lol
Yeah, a knuckle sandwich....

You're Brown bread M8!
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Balders ..crumbs! ;-)
I'm sure she will cut it in half for you!
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It's ok all..Mrs volty doesn't know where the kitchen is ..lol
Or she'll make you toast.

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