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Voltage | 10:13 Sun 15th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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Got back from the pub last night and whispered to my wife, "I'm sleeping in the spare room tonight darling."

"Ahh that's sweet of you," she said, "you're drunk and don't want to disturb me?"

"No, I've brought the barmaid back with me" I replied.
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Avatar Image Patsy33
Was it her jugs that attracted you to her?
10:24 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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ohhh yes lol..
10:32 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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I thought she was only allowed to pull pints??
10:56 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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She pulls anything lol
14:07 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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If I was your wife, I would pull something. The barmaid might as well go home then.
15:01 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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A little snifter for afters, eh?
15:04 Sun 15th Jul 2018
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Best one in a long time.
08:29 Sat 11th Aug 2018
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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and...

Goodnight.
08:35 Sat 11th Aug 2018

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