I Think I Must Be Related To Gness...

[kvalidir]

Made some poached eggs this morning when Jackdaw on here reminded me how nice they were and scaled myself by dropping a pan of hot water all down my front, just went out on my motorbike hit a rut in our track (going too slow) and the bike went over with my foot caught underneath it facing the wrong way ( good job I'm hyper flexible), standing on one leg to get the bike back upright and gave an almighty shove and smacked myself in the teeth with the handlebars and cut my lip, hopped into the house think I've broken my two outside toes and sprained my ankle. Stuff today :(

[jim360]

No, still not enough accidents to be at gness level.

[cassa333]

Bad luck Kvalidir.

Hope it’s not broken and have a better day tomorrow.

[-Talbot-]

Bliss eh....

[Tilly2]

No filming tomorrow, I hope? Also hope you feel ok. The toes must hurt though...

[rowanwitch]

Sisters of the spirit

[kvalidir]

No no filming tomorrow or for a good while thank God, toes flaming hurt though :(

[douglas9401]

I have nothing to say.

[Maydup]

Ouch, ouch. Ice pack on those toes and ankle.

[Mamyalynne]

Sounds sore, rest up for a while - well I guess you've no choice really.x

[jno]

good grief, hope the toes are okay (I doubt anyone can sort them out if they're broken), The obvious moral is walk everywhere and eat the eggs raw.

[gness]

Well I never did that on my motorbike!....But I did break all my toes leaping into the dining room and accidentally kicking the sideboard.....you will probably find that the broken toe foot will forever be bigger than your other foot.....and you will have to live in flip flops......or buy shoes in two sizes..... :-(

[kvalidir]

How did you manage that? I can live with twice as many shoes as I have :) just glad the ankle isn't too bad and it's only the toes tbh, I have feeckery to spread and I don't want to do it limping like an eejit.

[gness]

I was selling my house and waiting for an important phone call regarding the sale.....I had moved the phone and when it rang I dashed to answer.....legs leaping everywhere in anticipation and the left foot spread itself with great force on the corner of the sideboard....
The call was from my Mum's psychiatrist....who was as batty as she was....
At the same time the doorbell rang....I hopped to answer the door...phone in one hand and throbbing foot and it was a man wanting to know if I had a parrot I didn't want.....?????
I spent some time house hunting with a huge foot in a Tesco carrier bag and crutches....
My size two foot is now a size three and a half.....my right foot remains a size two.... :-(

[pastafreak]

How on earth does anyone balance on size 2 feet?
I didn't know there was even such a thing...

Kavali...hope you have a quick recovery...and remember, you need AT LEAST another 50 days like this one if you want to catch up with gness ;-)

[kvalidir]

Okay that's ZenMaster Catastrophe level Gness, I'm nowhere near that yet :)

[gness]

Pasta.....size two feet are no problem until you develop a bust which I did quite late on....then you resemble a weeble and have to learn not to lean too far forward.......... :-(