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marval | 15:50 Fri 15th Jun 2018 | Jokes
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

"I will be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner."

"I will go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you are here or not."
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