Deep And Meaningful

[bobtheturkey]

Could you defeat an 8 foot tall killer penguin armed only with an orange b&q bucket?

[Buenchico]

No.

https://tinyurl.com/yasfoaaz

[anneasquith]

Oh yes !!!!!! These orange buckets cost £1 don't ya know :-)

[Baldric]

Probably not, would need to be a blue bucket.

[Mamyalynne]

Only if I was wearing my pink bed jacket.

[Barmaid]

If it were full of fish.

[marval]

That is a large chocolate biscuit.

[tonyav]

Nooooo, Batman never used a bucket.
https://rlv.zcache.com/batman_vs_penguin_postcard-rcffd76ca2f484035ae90683a350fa825_vgbaq_8byvr_540.jpg

[Old_Geezer]

His penguin wasn't 8'

[choux]

Given a mackerel sky - and why not?
(With apologies to the late Barry Norman.)

[rowanwitch]

If I woke up from that very disturbing dream, wouldn't even need the bucket