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How To Impress A Woman!

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Voltage | 11:21 Mon 21st May 2018 | Jokes
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine & dine her, buy her gifts, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked... with beer.
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Advice to women :
DO NOT arrive when the footy is about to start, he'll not notice that you are naked.
11:25 Mon 21st May 2018
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i would at half time ;-)
11:28 Mon 21st May 2018
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Lol!
14:09 Mon 21st May 2018
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Ouch!

https://twitter.com/spexyone/status/998791275754217473?s=19
19:40 Tue 22nd May 2018

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