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[maggiebee]

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender tells him to get out. The mushroom says, “Why? I’m a fun-guy.”

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says "I'll have a martinus." The bartender says "Don't you mean martini?" Caesar replies "Damn it, if I wanted a double, I'd ask for it."

A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says "Dry?". The German replies "Nein, just one."

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”

That's all folks you'll be glad to hear!

[marval]

HaHa and lol

[Patsy33]

Lol good ones!