Hayi .. Who ... Haa ..

[Bazile]

Last night a Chinese guy came into my favourite bar and sat next to me

I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.

He said ''No - Why do you ask me that - Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”

“No'' - i replied - '' it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

[Voltage]

Sounds like jin aan tonic!

[Garaman]

You shouldn't get bitter.

[Spicerack]

You'd think he'd be a short man.

[Patsy33]

I bet you were fu-Ming!

[Chipchopper]

Was it a snickers bar ?

[Voltage]

The Chinese bloke's brother turned up he only had one arm...I asked him what's your name he said "tai won shu"

[marval]

Another Chinese man came in riding a small horse.

His name was Tai Ni Po Ni

[pjgriffo]

Another Chinese came in and scandalised the bar. His name was Wan Kin.

[tonyav]

Then that Chinese woman wearing uneven knickers walked in, Wonk Ki Fong.

[marval]

Closely followed by the large Chinese man,Chin Tu Fat

[Spicerack]

Glow up.

[tonyav]

And the the Chinese traffic warden walked in, No Pah King.

[DTCwordfan]

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"