The Friday Afternoon Fun Thread

[Barmaid]

Let's have a giggle.

I know we are probably all sick to death of Prince Harry and Meghan and Christmas.

Assuming the bride to be is invited to Sandringham for the annual bun fight, what would she be best advised

a) not to say to any of her new in-laws or
b) buy as a gift for any of them

Over to you........ have some fun.....

[sapelesam]

As nobody has mentioned presents, I'll start with a magazine of modern hairstyles for the Princess Royal.

[mikey4444]

Sam....very naughty !

[Barmaid]

Lol Sapelsam

AOG - that's another one that has had me laughing out loud.

[Bazile]

That frock doesn't 'suit' you maam

[melv16]

You'll have problems meeting my uncle Ed and uncle Andy, they're always busy working :-/

[DTCwordfan]

I hear that you two have invested in the Iron and Steel business?

Who does the Ironing and who does the stealing?

Present not to give Philip - a cut-out of Princess Di or Mohammed Fayed.

[DTCwordfan]

At Charles and Di's wedding, Nancy and Ron were put up at Windsor. They went and visited St Pauls the day before to see the place decked out. Interviewed on the steps, "How are the Royal Family and stress levels out there?" Nancy, "The King and Queen of Great Britain are justfine."

[Bazile]

I shall expect our bedroom to to swept for foreign secret service bugs

[douglas9401]

I noticed the decorator's van parked round the back.

Yes dear, I called them after I heard Philip remark that it would be nice to have a bit of colour about the place.

[albaqwerty]

No need to pay for the 'do', we married in Vegas last week.

[DTCwordfan]

We had a lovely three-way with Chelsea....

[yogi-bear]

Meghan: "Maam, Harry was saying today that you sometimes hum the theme music to The Archers to the National Anthem, as it's faster and more, you know, get-up-and-go...puddly puddly pum♫ , it goes, i think".....(GLARING STARE,...Philips false teeth shoot out into a glass of wine, Prince Charles spits his out all over Camilla!, Harry turns redder than a tomato!)......

Meghan: "Ooops... ermm, did I just say that out aloud?!!!!...aaaaargh!...Butler, can you get me coat?!!...a lift, maybe to the airport, as well?"

[zebo]

What time so the pubs open in Dersingham? A box set of Suits for the family pres.

[Barmaid]

Lol, you lot are awful. Funny, but awful........

I am going to send this thread to HM with my customary Christmas card. ;)

[marval]

Separate bedrooms? It's a bit late for that. I believe in try before you buy.

[Khandro]

"Is anyone here on the sex-offender's list?"