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Bazile | 14:20 Mon 20th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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A mushroom walks into a bar during happy hour , sits down and orders a drink.

The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says,"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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Button it!
14:24 Mon 20th Nov 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
How far a field did he come?
14:27 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Did he have an Oyster card? If so the barman Blewit.
14:36 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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I know him - he has a stall in Portobello market
14:38 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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did the mushroom sit on a toadstool at the bar?
14:39 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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I know the guy. He's magic!
14:50 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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It was a very small bar - there wasn't mushroom to move about
15:00 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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That's an old chestnut.
16:22 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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It is, Marval, but it's beginning to grow on me.
16:31 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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The Morel of the story is: Mushrooms are champignon's!!
18:15 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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to be with.....
18:17 Mon 20th Nov 2017

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