Running Away From October..... :-)

[gness]

This has been a strange month so far....

My car, Gabriel, failed an MOT because he wouldn't open one back door for the inspector.....
Social Services subjected me to yet another review on my Mother.....
My sister arrived in the UK.....
I have had fingers, cameras and needles stuck in places I'd like to keep to myself....and had to drink some fairly horrid potions.....

The final straw came when Dave took me to see more men's bits in two hours than I'd seen in my whole life....so....

I have packed the bins and cameras....my new wellies from Aldi....put the mobile in the drawer and am heading off to Scotland......

I may take John with me.....

Love Janet...x

[tonyav]

Sorry about that, Patsy. I knew I should have gotten your permission first, but hey you know the heat of the moment and all that ;-)

[gness]

Honestly, Patsy....him and his heat of the moment excuses!! ;-)

[shoota]

I went to Scotland once.....

It was shut.

[Hopkirk]

I followed the story Gness, until the last line.
Who the hell is John?

[gness]

I towed a caravan around Scotland once, Shoota.......this is the first time I'll have been back since...they'll have forgotten, surely..... :-)

Hi, Hoppy......when I go on holiday I sometimes become Janet from the Janet and John things go wrong stories......sometimes a John is foolish enough to come with me..... :-)

[shoota]

A 'John' is the technical term for the customer of a floozie...
Och aye.

[tonyav]

sometimes a John is foolish enough to come with me..... :-)


Oi madam, no sword dancing when your ooop there !.

[DTCwordfan]

Do Minty and Albs, as well as other Scots know that you are coming....?

[gness]

Oh dear, that'll flummox him, Shoota..... :-)

Why, Tony?....you think there could be an accident involving a sword?..
As if!....... ;-)

All sorted, DT...x

[tonyav]

you think there could be an accident involving a sword?

Mmmmmm sword gness and sporrans let me think ;-)

[shoota]

I thought maybe last nights entertainment had gone to your head.....?

[gness]

You're being a tad harsh, Tony......I have never had an accident with a sword and a sporran......but if you're thinking of the accident with the fire eater and the sporran...well if the exit door hadn't been so heavy I'd have got it open in time and they wouldn't have collided!

Entertainment, Shoota.....hmmmmm.....well whatever it was it didn't go to my head or anywhere else......highlight of that evening for me was the high fives and hugs I got for finding an empty ladies loo.....x

[Hopkirk]

You're mad, you lot.

[tonyav]

I certainly hope so, Hopkirk. It's being mad that keeps me sane !.

[gness]

I think you could be right, Hoppy.......I was sane once.....toddled along in my own little world......happy and harming nobody......revelling in the simple pleasures of a quiet life....

THEN I FOUND AB!!

[jourdain2]

HOORAY! You forgot to ask for the details of the isolated cottage we hire up in the Borders - daresay you'll find it. It's fairly and well away rom civilians in case of accidents.

I was relatively sane once, too. I DID SEE A WOLF!

[gness]

Him J.....some days you just need to get away....have enough time alone to convince yourself that the whole world isn't bonkers.... most of it......but not all......:-)