My Phone

[Berniecuddles2]

Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise.

feckin hellman!

[sunny-dave]

The yolks on you then ...

[Berniecuddles2]

put a lid on it

[albaqwerty]

add tom sauce, then you'd have a phone cocktail

[Berniecuddles2]

Gawd lol

[Patsy33]

Wonder what Apple and mayonnaise taste like??

[Berniecuddles2]

dunno but its rotten to the core now!

[Patsy33]

Bet it gave you the pips!

[albaqwerty]

give it 3 strokes and it'll be fine

[Berniecuddles2]

im NOT commenting on that...lol

[albaqwerty]

you remember the 3 old dears sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran by.
2 had a stroke but the third missed.

[Patsy33]

Yes, I was so annoyed that day!!

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL

[albaqwerty]

you didn't miss anything Patsy, it was warm but limp

[Berniecuddles2]

pmsl...how did you know it was warm

[Patsy33]

She must've snuck out from behind the tree!

[albaqwerty]

must have been warm, it had a wee tea-cosy on

[Patsy33]

Albs, did you pull it off?..

[Berniecuddles2]

how did you two get to..my phone in mayonnaise ..to here lolx

[Patsy33]

She started it Bernie!...
Hell man! :-)

[Shaglene]

Do you speak to your wife after sex? Yes, if a phone is handy.............