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Berniecuddles2 | 08:00 Thu 05th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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My wife asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?"

"No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."
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You are asking for trouble Bernie...


08:08 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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she was bounty have a go at me!
08:13 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Twixt the both of you, you are a right pair!
12:07 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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i tried to change the topic she wouldn't have it!
12:12 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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he was in a fudge when it came to watching the tv tho
12:14 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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shes an alien from mars!
12:15 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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but she snickers at your jokes tho
12:17 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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and she said "You're Lion"?
12:21 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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when shes angry she gives me the curlywurlys!
12:23 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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She said, "Bernie You're such a Hob-Nob!"
12:24 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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she dont use the hob!!
12:25 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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...and she said you were a square!
12:28 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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oh, you're too soft-centred
12:29 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Isn't she a mal-teaser.............
15:27 Thu 05th Oct 2017

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