I Have Just Made A Discovery!

[EcclesCake]

It seems you actually have to plug your iPad for it too charge!

I am now wondering if I have plugged my brain in........

Have any of you made obvious discoveries and are willing to confess?

[Patsy33]

When you are removing nail varnish off your toes nails and you forget it removes it from your finger nails too.... :-(

[Samuraisan]

Don't try to remove an avocado stone by holding the half upside in one palm and stabbing it with a knife in your other hand. It will and did slide off the stone and go through your palm.

[Samuraisan]

Don't walk all along with your eyes on your mobile phone, you may step into a low walled fountain. Very very embarrassing.

[queenofmean]

Where the bottom and top stairs are.

I'm always falling up or down stairs because I can't remember where they are...even though I've lived at home long enough to know better.

[sapelesam]

Think very long and very hard before deciding on the difference between malignant and benign when inquiring about that very obvious lump. I was that idiot.

[wolf63]

It's not a good idea to use a machine to wash your bedroom carpet and then turn the light on whilst standing on soaked carpet. It is an even more stupid thing to do if you continue to do it as the day/night progresses.

[ummmm]

Wolf...I don't understand?

[davegosling]

Boiling up snow and ice does not make hot, beefy Bovril.

I still have no idea how Chris Bonnington did it...

[wolf63]

ummmm - I was standing in water and switching on an electric light - I got an electric shock.

[ummmm]

Ohhhhhhhhh...get ya :-)

[gness]

Today's discovery.......when you're re-potting plants and you brush the soil off your tee shirt before going indoors make sure you haven't somehow got a slug attached to the front of the tee shirt....

If you have it will curl and roll between your fingers as you brush.....I hate slugs..... :-(

[ummmm]

Yuk...that would make me squeal...

[vulcan42]

I have discovered pointing and pressing my car key at the front door doesn't open it.

[Smowball]

Yep Vulcan Ive done that too!
Gness I went into the garden early the other day and stepped on the biggest slug I've ever seen - with my bare feet! I literally screamed the place down! Cannot bear them.

[mazie]

Snap Vulcan... Took me ages to finally realize what I was doing :0(

[gness]

I did squeal, Ummm......and almost sprained a wrist shaking it off..... they stick, don't they......and if long enough wrap around a finger.... :-(

I've done that, Smow....long ago on a flag floor in the dark.....and it squished up in bits between my toes....... horrid things.....x

[queenofmean]

I sympathise...I found one in my work the other week. I did the oh *** there's a slug variation of the I need to pee dance. Before I put my big girl pants on found the biggest piece of card I could find to scoop it up and chuck it out the shop.

Horrendous things slugs.

[EcclesCake]

When making yourself a latte it's always a good idea to add the coffee, otherwise it's just hot frothy milk.