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Unlock You Stupid Thing !!!!!
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Bazile parks up - pops into the GP surgery .
Ten or so minutes later , Bazile returns to car - points key fob at car - car wont unlock
oh DO DOO !!!! bazile thinks - blooming key fob battery can't have gone dead can it ?
Bazile will have to leave car go home and fetch spare key
Bazile not pleased .
Out of the corner of eye ,bazile notices this other car parked behind - same make , same colour , same model , same year registered .
O dear bazile quickly scurries to said other car gets in and drive away , glancing over shoulder
Ten or so minutes later , Bazile returns to car - points key fob at car - car wont unlock
oh DO DOO !!!! bazile thinks - blooming key fob battery can't have gone dead can it ?
Bazile will have to leave car go home and fetch spare key
Bazile not pleased .
Out of the corner of eye ,bazile notices this other car parked behind - same make , same colour , same model , same year registered .
O dear bazile quickly scurries to said other car gets in and drive away , glancing over shoulder
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I went to the petrol station to fill up, went to pay, came out, couldn't find my car. I thought I must have left it somewhere else - never mind the fact that I'd just filled it - went to look for it and saw it was behind the pump where I'd left it. I hope no one saw me look so puzzled about where my car had gone.
Many years ago, in the 60's, when my Mum first passed her driving test, she drove to town on a Saturday for the first time. In the past she had always used the bus.
Later that day, when we were having our tea, Dad looked out the window, and asked why she hadn't parked the car outside the house as normal.
There was a strange silence for a few seconds, and then Mum admitted that although she had drove into town, she had taken the bus home, as usual.....She had forgotten the car and had left in the multistory car park !
I can still hear Dad muttering about "stupid women", when he stalked next door to ask our neighbour to give him a lift into town.
It was many years before the story stopped being brought up again
Later that day, when we were having our tea, Dad looked out the window, and asked why she hadn't parked the car outside the house as normal.
There was a strange silence for a few seconds, and then Mum admitted that although she had drove into town, she had taken the bus home, as usual.....She had forgotten the car and had left in the multistory car park !
I can still hear Dad muttering about "stupid women", when he stalked next door to ask our neighbour to give him a lift into town.
It was many years before the story stopped being brought up again
Having read these episodes, apart from crying laughing, I have decided it's not human error. It's the darned car.
Dad once had a 2-tone cortina 2000, went to a works do. Came out and couldn't find his car.
Phoned the police to report his car stolen.
Turns out, that the shade of car turns a different colour under the orange street-lights.
Dad once had a 2-tone cortina 2000, went to a works do. Came out and couldn't find his car.
Phoned the police to report his car stolen.
Turns out, that the shade of car turns a different colour under the orange street-lights.