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piggynose | 14:47 Sat 22nd Apr 2017 | Jokes
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Jesus : table for 26, please.
Maite'd : but there's only 13 of you.
Jesus : but we're all going to sit on the same side.
Explain, as I dont get it
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Last Supper.
If there are 13 places on one side it means there are 13 empty places on the other side.
Think of the picture of The Last Supper.
https://www.tellwut.com/uploads/media/image/4025e1490474066o3423.jpg

In fairness some have taken the end positions.
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Still none of the wiser, if I went to same place, and there were 5 of us, wud I ask for a table for 10? Ha ha , not
That's the joke.
You are at least better informed ;-)
But aren't jokes meant to be funny??
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I await a clear explanation, I wait with baited breath.
OG, how come the ones on this side of the table don't have halos?
Piggy, if you and 4 friends wanted to sit on the same side of the table then there would be 5 empty places opposite you all. You wouldn't want anyone to sit opposite you as there would be no privacy. Do you get it?
Piggy, if they had booked a table for 13 then Da Vinci's painting would have had half the party with their backs to the onlooker.

If a joke needs explaining it hasn't worked.
Couldn't have been part of the inner clique, Tilly. That's why they are the other side.
Piggy - I can't believe you don't get it.
the ones with the halos are Mods.
Ah! I see OG. Thanks for that.

Not in the in-crowd then?
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Ummmm. I sort of get it, but its not a joke, its something biblical, as no groups of people sit on 1 side if a table, needs a painting to illustrate it. Bit of a let down
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Just to be picky. If both ends of the table were used, then it'd be a table for 25, surely?
If I could be equally picky, best wait with bated breath, unless of course you're a fan of worm-tongue. :)
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i´m not happy with da vinci, you´d think he would have had them sitting around the table, it´s as if it was taken from a selfie, lets face it who sits at the table like that?

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