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Horse Joke - Why The Long Face?

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Fanriffic | 18:37 Sun 07th Aug 2016 | Jokes
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A horse walks (trots) in to a pub and goes up to the bar and orders a pint of lager.
“A pint of lager please” requests the horse.
The barman, clearly dumbfounded that the horse can talk, pours the pint.
Putting the pint on the bar he says, “That’s £7 please.”
“The money’s in my saddle bag” replies the horse.
Reaching in to the bag the barman says, “We don’t get many talking horses in here.”
“Not surprised, at £7 a pint.” the horse retorts.

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