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Funny Story About A Cat

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grasscarp | 16:58 Thu 28th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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I heard a story today about a cat which is very funny. The cat died and the owner wanted to transport the cat to another country to bury it there. So the cat was duly packaged up and put in the cargo hold. Plane lands at the destination and the airline unpacked all the cargo. They came across dead cat and thought it had died in transit, so they found a very similar live cat. Owner turned up to pick up dead cat and they gave her the living substitute. She said,but my cat was dead, so they had to rummage around to find what they had done with hers!
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I wouldnt have believed it, but the person who told me was involved in the incident DT!
LOL...Only Fools and Horses.......the "dead" budgie.
Was the cat called Lazarus grasscarp ?.
tony......Lazarus Grasscarp............posh name for a cat....
Well I think it was a pedigree, sqad.
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

“You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move.”
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I dont know Tony. Guy was involved in another cat "event", a cat coming off a flight and very much alive managed to escape. He drove the owner round for hours looking but never seen again. Apparently she was given a large amount of money in compensation for the loss.

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