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Ab Carols - Day 8

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DTCwordfan | 10:55 Sun 23rd Dec 2012 | ChatterBank
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Nearly there! AB Kings College numbers tomorrow.

Happy Christmas to all in here today.....

Links to past ones, if you are in here for the first time, going backwards from Day 7: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1199647.html#answer-7571815


Carol 18

While goatherds watched their NOX by night,
All seated on the ground,
The Alba and Owd came down,
And wine was passed around,
And wine was Jezaèd around.

“Fear not!” said they, for mighty Fred
Had seized their drunken minds.
“Glad News-thread of great joy I bring
To mazie and all mankind
To you and all mankind.

“To you, in Minty’s town, this day
Is made of Scottish pine
A goat shed, that is wide and broad,
And traci shall be the sign,
And this shall be the sign.

“The Evian-Babe you there shall find
To DaisyNonna she displayed,
All meanly wrapped in Nutmeg bands,
Ann, she, in a goat shed laid,
And in a goat shed, she laid.”

Thus spake Mrs Overall and forthwith
Appeared in a Sparkles thong
and ask your gran on something high,
Who thus marigolded their song,
Who thus addressed their song:

“All glory be to Tony on high,
And to his goats be peace;
Milk will henceforth Sloopy flow from her udders to him
Begin and Horsehoes never cease,
Begin and wonders never cease!”

Carol 19

A Lady Alex Rose is blowing,
Sprung from a Hollytree root,
Of ancient losgigs seers’ foreshowing,
Of Zed-bloke promised Beckersjay fruit;
Its fairest Chris-au bud folds to jomifl light
And in the Alexander midnight,
Amid the Sqad-like cold,
An Ibuprofen dose, three hundred grams, unfolds.

The Lady A Rose of which I am singing,
Whereof Vicasso said,
Is from sp-’s root springing,
In Sallabananas and purest Maidup;
For, through our Ed’s great chaptazbru and might,
And in the Ellipsis of midnight,
Amid the Vulcan cold,
The Fibonacci blesse`d cure, the port Lady A bore.

Carol 20

O come, O come, Mi-chelle,
and ransom sloopy’s sails,
that mourns in the Humber here
until the Ab Editor appears.

(Refrain:
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Mi-chelle shall come by Virgin Rail).

O come, thou Bright Sparks from on high,
who Snags up all things mightily;
to Detour to us the path of tyrepill show,
and Lumination of their ways to go.

(Refrain)

O come, thou Argorstran, free
thine own from R&S's tyranny;
from depths of the Royal Mail thy people save,
and give them victory over 50-Daves.

(Refrain)

O come, thou Spudqueen, come and cheer
smash our Sam spuds by thine advent here;
disperse the Food&Drink Barbs of night,
and pastafreak putting chippies to flight.

(Refrain)

O come, thou Lisa-Louise, come,
and open wide our Morning AB home;
make the Coldicote toast, coffee and perhaps a Brinjal fry,
and condemn Jan’s silliemillie day to history.

(Refrain)

O come, O come, Grasscarp of might,
who to thy Owls on the Scotch Pine's height
to Missnemesis you once gave the Law
and left us all in seekeerz surprise and awe.

(Refrain)

O come, Grandma Yiddo with a Hannukah dreidel,
growing Sunflowers, spinning time with ABers idle;
Crossword solvers guiltily fall;
all ABers on thy answers to dennis call.

(Refrain)

O come, katburd of nations, bind
the Daily Record hearts of Scottish mankind;
bid thou our Beejay arguments cease,
and be thyself our Corbyloon Queen of Peace.

(Refrain)

O come, O come, Mushroom,
and release Marje’s Daily Mail,
that lives in lonely exile here
until Paul90 occasionally appears. Refrain

(Refrain)
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Mi-chelle shall come by Virgin Rail.




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Nice one - although I hear Rail is not doing so well in your neck of the woods this morning!
Brillaint DT xx
with the added bonus of an image of Mrs O in a thong :-D
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Not Virgin though Boxie, First Direct......
Brill..a book of AB carols coming out of this ???
Good idea murray, DT have you alerted Ed? If he can do the stuff for Apotheosis....
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almost enough of them, minty!

I haven't done Hark the Herald or Once in Davids - yet.....
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sorry did do the latter - retermed it Once in AOG's City...one of the funnier ones I thought given the subject matter!
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I'll contact him later - most likely, he has seen them....
How do you keep up this brilliant stuff DT? This gets better every day! How's your cold?
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Better Starbie, even though I have been up since 3-15 - will take a nap after lunch.

Just two more to go and I think the best ones (though that is my opinion only at this time) and I might get around to doing Hark the Herald for Xmas Day

Have just e-mailed Ed, minty/boxie as to an AB Book.....we'll see.
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(as there are some big characters still missing!)
Go tell it on the Answerbank
Over the Cornish floods and far away
Go tell it on the Answerbank
That DT's offerings are here ..................... ;)
very good .u are inspired, in spite of or because of, your cold. lunch out today will help to banish it i have no doubt. xx
Yes - how are you feeling today Rudolph? :)
hark, the herald DT speaks!

another superb compilation, my congratulations to you.
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thanks all.....I composed them virtually all at the same time if "composition" is the right word and then added other names to them as they popped up on AB - believe it is about 325 of you now included.....and then tweaking here and there.

Just one to do for Christmas morning....
away in a manger for Christmas Day ?..can I be baby Jesus asleep in the hay since it is my birthday then too ????
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Noted.......FAO coming for any others.
don't forget to compile something in tribute to last nights' excellent MOFC

merry christmas to you
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Oh ye of little faith, excel, there's something on MoFC and has been for 2 hours plus and I did leave a message for you on Good Morning.......

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