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marval | 18:06 Mon 24th May 2010 | Jokes
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In my next life, I want to be a bear.
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children, who are the size of Walnuts! And after you have slept wake to partially grown cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.


If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

And the best is if you're a bear,
Your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup... Gonna be a bear.
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