Who writes this rubbish?

[Garamond]

I've got a sneaking feeling that when things get a bit quiet the Editor writes some of these questions just to keep up the momentum.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote this one.

[wildwood]

I couldn't possibly comment.

[Kerplunk]

I believe the editor is a she.

[Gromit]

Have you tried turning it off, counting 10 seconds, and then turning it back on?.#

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