Impossible Things You Can't Do ( For Fun)

[Bobbisox1]

Hit a fly's April with a tennis racquet

[Jackdaw33]

You can with a ping-pong bat.

[Bobbisox1]

With a perfect shot? Eee, a don't think so , haha

[Vagus]

Touch my toes and suck my big toe..not that I want to do either to be honest.

[Bobbisox1]

Scratch your left elbow with your left hand :0)

[tiggerblue10]

Apparently you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

[Bobbisox1]

Me either Vagus, my legs are so long it would be nigh impossible anyway :0)))

[AuntPollyGrey]

ok bobbi I'm going to have to ask...what's a fly's April?

[Bobbisox1]

I've heard that Tiggs, never tried it though

[Bobbisox1]

APG that made me giggle, it's what the swear filter would say for ones Harris , either that, it's one of TTTs gems for it :0)))

[Buenchico]

If I can dare to offer a serious suggestion (on what, obviously, isn't meant to be 'serious' thread):
If you ever find yourself about to sneeze when it's really important that your vision shouldn't be disrupted (even momentarily), such as when changing lanes on the M25 in the rush hour, simply close one eye. Then, when you sneeze, you'll be able to keep the other eye open, so that you can still see where you're going. As a hay fever sufferer, who's done plenty of driving jobs, I can assure that it really does work!

[-SharonA-]

Tickle yourself!

[Smowball]

Buenchicho - I never knew that!

[lady-janine]

Stand on your head and brush your hair into a beehive.

[Bobbisox1]

Or stand on your head and read a paper ( the right way up ) no cheating :0)

[DTCwordfan]

lick your ears - why would you want to if you have a partner - or a dog.

[Bobbisox1]

Eughhhh DTC , haha

[DTCwordfan]

How do you think Ruby Wax got her name?

[Bobbisox1]

I'm trying to think of an appropriate answer to that, and I can't , hehe

[Spicerack]

Get off 74 BA's.

[Unsureme]

Stand on your hands and play with your doodle.