Totty golf

[scotman]

Hi all

Was anyone else watching the totty golf earlier today?
I had fancied Paula Creamer for it.
I also thought she had a reasonable chance of winning.

[cazzz1975]

creamer hasnt been doing well for ages

[douglas9401]

Did you win a bottle of something nice in a raffle scotman? Or has some ex NOTW journo hacked your account.

[scotman]

She was doing OK until final round when it seems she had a bummer, +7 for the day.

[DTCwordfan]

the Maria Sharapova of the Golf World.

She doesnt grunt like Maria though - just known as Creamer the Screamer apparently for those who have stayed in the next door bedroom to her.

[Maydup]

I watched the Ladies Golf Scotman. I enjoyed it but I can't say I fancied any of them to be honest.

[cazzz1975]

I thought that would be a more natalie gulbis thing dt..

[lacmag3]

Didn't Peter Alliss make some comment about PC that wasn't very PC?

[cazzz1975]

"totty golf" makes me wonder if you watched the game or just the players..

[DTCwordfan]

well either of them....who won by the way?

[cazzz1975]

yani tseng

[DTCwordfan]

thx....

[Khandro]

But those dumpy little oriental ladies ... oh dear! I don't really like tennis, though at least the crumpet makes for better viewing.

[campbellking]

And us ladies get to watch eye candy like Colin Montgomerie, Lee Westwood, John Daly, Darren Clarke etc. So now I know why I spent the weekend watching athletics instead. I did think I was watching it to watch talented people doing things I couldn't, but clearly I was wrong......

[Khandro]

Point taken. I wouldn't watch women's sport just for the looks, but if I'm going to watch it, then I'd prefer a bit of pulchritude on screen, ( I would have thought Lee Westwood wasn't too bad though?) Also; there are millions of attractive oriental girls out there, I wonder why they don't play golf, what else could they be doing?

[DTCwordfan]

Nothing wrong with Mauler Creamer and Natalie Gulpless.