Jose

[laurence2]

Jose mourinho says he wishes to return to his native portugal and dissappear out of the spotlight quitely..... the Mc Canns say they can help.


I think your agree its a better joke than the garbage type ones that ''Zen'' has posted below

[Zen]

In possibly the most mental development in the whole Chelsea saga, Jamie Redknapp has apparently been approached to become Avram Grant's assistant to bring 'glamour and popularity'.

Roman Abramovich and Peter Kenyon have obviously been impressed by Redknapp's 'expert' opinions on Sky Sports, where he regularly comments that Frank Lampard (his cousin) is a "top, top player".

The Daily Mirror says that Redknapp is wanted for his 'pin-up' qualities as Grant is obviously not a big hit with the ladies.

[MacGuffin]

pmsl
Will pmsl if we get a result tomorrow afternoon too!

[Kidd72]

well you won't, but if you do then all that proves is that you don't need him and he was never that special anyway