Snotty Executive:0)

Bobbisox1 | 08:51 Mon 03rd May 2021 | Jokes

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At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit

the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he

turned to the executive of the hospital and said I notice you buy a lot of

bandages. What

do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of

any use?"

"Good question," noted the executive.

"We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every

once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat

disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way. What about all these plaster

purchases?

What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the executive,

realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable

question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so

often they send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking

hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all executive. "Well, What

do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered

the executive. "What we do is save all the little

foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they

send us a complete prick."