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Theland | 04:41 Fri 08th Dec 2017 | Religion & Spirituality
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Although I don't go along with the catholic idea of penances, I have thought of a few good ones for some of you.
Nims - Compulsory Bingo five nights a week, and no wine.
Nailit - Wear Brillo pads in your boxers for a week.
Mibs - A week in Butlins.
Keyplus - A week in a pork butchers.

I may return with more for others, and thoroughly expect to be sentenced myself to some painful penance. Not martyrdom I hope, unless it involves beer.
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I set myself my own penances. 1) Cleaning the oven 2) Cleaning the car 3) defrosting the freezer. And I feel really good and blessed afterwards
This could get interesting, my penances were always pretty predictable.
Nay, nay and thrice nay Theland. I am NOT wearing Brillo's in my boxers. I cant stand boxers!
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Wire wool in your thong then?
Yeah, go on then...
Has Theland an obsession with scratchy things in Nailit's knickers?..........
//Has Theland an obsession with scratchy things in Nailit's knickers?//
Its a religious persons obsession with whats going on in anothers underwear gness, its been going on forever....
I'm an Irish ex-Catholic, Nailit.....tell me about it..... :-(
You weren't slow to agree though :-)
My reply was to Nailit.
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Ok then. How about a dose of cirrhosis of the liver? Nasty but the cause is enjoyable.
Many many pints of ardent liquor.
Oh for goodness sake, Theland.....I only accidentally drank one bottle of wine....why should I be stricken with cirrhosis of the liver for that?......:-(
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I am surprised that nobody has thought up a penance for me?
//Ok then. How about a dose of cirrhosis of the liver? Nasty but the cause is enjoyable. //
A close friend of mine has cirrhosis of the liver. She's never found the cause enjoyable.
A bit sick there Theland,
//I am surprised that nobody has thought up a penance for me?/
I have, but there are mods about.
Nailit....just suggest Theland spends a day with me......no suspension for you.......but the joy it would give you!!....:-)
Theland, spend the day with gness!
(as suggested) ;-)
For you Theland, a month wearing boxing gloves all day everyday.
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You go from super sensitive to a comfort zone. Suddenly taking umbrage. Totally out of context. You imply insensitivity when no offence was intended, but you could not miss the opportunity for a cheap shot. Very confusing.

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