Whilst we are preoccupied with Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, we are overlooking the dangers posed to us by Manxism.
With a stronghold on the Isle Of Man, so close to our shores, their priests have three legs and can never be caught they run so fast.
They also posess kippers of mass destruction, that stink out the Irish Sea and are a hazard to shipping.
Their hideous cats have no tails, which makes me think they are not cats at all, but another secret weapon to assault Christendom.
My question is, should we not tow the Isle Of Man into the mid Atlantic and thereby negate the threat to our way of life from the malodorous Manxism?
The diocese of Sodor and Man is part of the Church of England. The only peculiarity is that the bishop never becomes a member of the House of Lords as the IOM is not part of the UK.
Ah but Theland you are wrong! One such three-legged man could not get away for good although it took some time to capture him.He was none other than that terrible bearded Jake Thepeg diddle diddle-um.