ChatterBank0 min ago
Wear your PJs, fluffy slippers and dressing gown to the supermarket. Large designer handbag. Long false nails and massive black eyebrows. Or wear a tracksuit with a stripe down the side, massive trainers so your feet look enormous, hood up, no handbag. Two kids trailing behind with dummies and another one in the buggy. Don’t look at your children but make sure you are texting or shouting on the phone. With this look: Either no make up, or three pairs of false eyelashes and pumped up lips. Put loads of hair gel in and pull back your hair into the tightest bun so it looks and feels like you would rather be bald. Make sure two bits of hair are trailing down in front of your ears. Big gold round earrings. Voila.
To be the real deal and be a Chavtastic man bout town you'll need deep pockets or you'll end up looking like a slob, which is a different thing altogether.
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