Good Morning Ab'ers

[LadyCG]

No Boaty again - I sincerely hope his absence from AB does not represent anything serious and he returns soon.

I can't believe it's Thursday already. Where has the week gone?

Nothing much on the agenda for me today except for a bit of private work on my laptop of there's anything doing and maybe I'll finish off my current read and start one of the multiple books I had for Christmas / my birthday.

Have a great day everyone and stay safe.

[dannyk13]

Good morning all.

[DTCwordfan]

Morning all, ugh - feels like a brick has hit me....(just catching uo with sleep, not the dreaded C).....the highlight of the day for me today - seeing in the loading of all the duck food into a stable....lucky quacks!

[LadyCG]

Good morning, Danny. There appear to be very few people around this morning - multiple spammers though. I've done a lot of reporting this morning.

How goes life? Have you won any competitions lately.

[LadyCG]

Morning DT. Do you keep ducks?

[DTCwordfan]

The country estate I live on does....one of the gardeners asked me yesterday if I would accept the load coming in.....'nae problem'....

[DTCwordfan]

if Boaty doesn't appear this morning, I'll give him a call....

[Zacs-Master]

Morning all. I too hope Boaty is OK. I don’t join in these threads v often as I’m most often too late / getting up for work but I seem to have woken early and be unusually bright (I’m not really a morning person).

[LadyCG]

I think it's my ultimate dream to live in the country and keep chickens.

My late maternal grandparents had 70 chickens at one point and a couple of geese. They also had a rooster and a ferret but the rooster made it to the dinner table PDQ, as I think the novelty of the 3:45am cockadoodledoo soon wore off.

[LadyCG]

Morning, ZM. I'm not a morning person either but I always find I do wake earlier when I'm on leave, when I'd much rather be catching up on my Zzzzz. Sod's law.

[Zacs-Master]

Ha, yes it seems to happen that way. We had a cheeky bottle of wine last night after a very hectic day for us both so my alertness is v strange!

[Theland]

Good morning folks.
Yes please ring the Captain.

[DTCwordfan]

Well duck mating season, which is not that far off, is a pretty lively and noisy time - especially with all the gang-bangs and cuckolding going on. They don't half travel around for it as well - I'm some hundred and fifty yards from this enormous pond and fifty feet above it and last year there could be a good fifteen to twenty ducks around. Almost tripping over them!

[Zacs-Master]

So, DT, a sort of Duck F*** Cuck fest?

[LadyCG]

Perhaps you slept incredibly well then, ZM. I know my mental agility is sharper when I've had a good night's sleep.

It sounds idyllic to me, DT. I will have to go some to get OH to move house again but it wouldn't be for a few years anyway.

[DTCwordfan]

No reply to his landline and the mobile is not connected.....mmmm - will try later

[Theland]

A few ducks wouldn't be missed, to live in your freezer?

[DTCwordfan]

that's it, Zac - the cameras should be rolling, ready for PlayDuck International..or some other seedy duckporn magazine....

[Theland]

Worrying.
Any way of getting somebody to call at his address? Police?

[DTCwordfan]

I'll wait a little while and try again....

[paddywak]

Good morning everybody.