Parlez-Vous Français?

[RainbowRafiki]

If not, it's "je ne parle pas français. It's fun!

[retrocop]

Crapatcryptics
This was my annual party piece at our Group Christmas dinner. we all did some skit and satire and I always dressed up as Officer Crabtree and my opening line was, 'Good Moaning. I was just pissing by your door'. I then continued relating a big pizz take of all our members faux pas throughout our previous years exercises .Harmless banter and a good chance to tell our senior officers what we thought of them . Lol

[Jackdaw33]

The actor who played Officer Crabtree was a contemporary of mine at Durham university, although we never met.

[Khandro]

Tilly //Khandro please give us a clue.//

As jack is such a shrinking violet :0) the first telegram, '7 et 3' translates as, "it is tight"

[Jackdaw33]

... and goes on to say:

Yes, it's tight, that's enough (although enough is English). Unless 'et neuf' stands for something else. Could be an egg but doesn't make sense.

[Khandro]

'6, 7 et 3, 7 et 9'
....... If it is tight, it is new.

[Jackdaw33]

Forgot about neuf also meaning new.

[spathiphyllum]

[RainbowRafiki]

Je jure Si vois un autre Bob le jouet constructeur, Si je vais crier!

[RainbowRafiki]

And not a happy one either!

[1ozzy]

//Forgot about neuf also meaning new.//

Oh dear, coming from a Professional Linguist?

[Jackdaw33]

I was focusing on t,he numbers. As they say, Even Homer nods.

[1ozzy]

Mr Simpson would be proud of you.

[Jackdaw33]

Not that Homer!

[1ozzy]

;-)

[RainbowRafiki]

I like Snowball. And the baby. And the dog. Flanders is kind of funny.

[RainbowRafiki]

I found something that i can learn French on! Duolingo. I can now read some French, but I can speak that much of it. I can understand some of it when it is said, but I'm learning the basics right now. Je un fille americain. I think that's how you spell it.

[RainbowRafiki]

I mean Je suis une fille americain.

[RainbowRafiki2]

I forgot my login. Oops