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Canary42 | 18:48 Mon 19th Jul 2021 | Jokes
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A man walks into the Tourist Information Centre in Newquay and asks, “Excuse me, what’s the quickest way to get to Lands End?”

“Are you walking, or do you have a car?” asks the tourism advisor.

“I have a car,” replies the man.

“Good – because that’s the quickest way,” says the advisor.
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