Help me on my impossible search!

[~max~]

Ok, I'm looking for a very special accessory, for all occasions. Size: must be at least 5'10" in height, and no wider than the average fridge. Color: not important. However I really don't like orange. Type: Masculine and classy but not over the top, must be fun too. I don't want to get noticed for the wrong reasons... Not from Ebay, but any other source is fine, as long as it's secure. I'm very safety conscious. Oh, and the cheaper, the better! Help? :-P

[beejay1124]

youre looking for a man then max ?

[sara3]

don't say I never give you anything..

http://www.theforbiddenfruit.co.uk/

[~max~]

Nooooooooooooo......!!!!!

Well, ok then.

[Lakitu]

Would a wall hanging be any use?

[~max~]

Yes, that would be helpful Lak! lol
Maybe he could do a "PS I love you" type strip tease with it? :-P

[Lakitu]

If that happens, I do not...I repeat...DO NOT want to know the details, OK? :p

[~max~]

lol! Maybe I'll broadcast it for "Belfast Idol".....;O)

[Lakitu]

LOL, that makes me grateful for living in Aberdeen (unless it's your hunky neighbour, in which case I'd have to disown you)