Shopping.

[Patsy33]

I went to the shopping centre today. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall...

[marval]

HaHa

[1ozzy]

I was in Currys, just Window shopping, weather was atrocious so I bought a Mac.

[stuey]

Could've gone to the butcher's and come out with a capon.

[marval]

I went into boots but they didn't have any.

[1ozzy]

Can you wear a sou'wester up north?

[stuey]

Yes, 1ozzy, but you have to wear it backwards and inside out.

[1ozzy]

Thanks Stuey, might purchase one now.

[stuey]

I find I need but two in my wardrobe: an east-south-easter, and a west-north-wester. Jolly well good for all absolutely frightful weather; however, they must be colour coordinated you know

[Patsy33]

Are you off your shopping trolly?!!

[Patsy33]

Are you off your shopping trolly?!!

[Davemano]

Chap went into Boots and asked for deodorant. When asked if he wanted the roll on ball type he replied, No it's for under my arms.

[1ozzy]

I can't afford two, I'll stick with inside out and back to front on alternate days and pretend I own two ;-(
Hopefully I'l find one that is a different colour inside.

[1ozzy]

Not entirely off my trolley Patsy, definitely some wobbly wheels though!!

[stuey]

I don't know why cashiers always ask if I have a "Frequent Flyer's Card" since I shop locally, and usually walk or drive to their store.

[1ozzy]

Yes, they should call them "brainless buyers" cards.