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I was abducted by aliens but no one believes me

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Larrylambshank | 11:44 Wed 28th Sep 2011 | Society & Culture
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Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story.
Every other q&a or alien site has this story on it for a couple of hours before it mysteriously disappears. My guess is that the powers that be are trying to stifle my story and would come and get me had i not been using precautions to stay anonymous and one step ahead of the game, obviously for my safety i cannot get into this. But now let me tell you my story.Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story. I was in bonnie rock, perth, western australia around midnight on a friday night at a bar celebrating a friends birthday. I went to use the restroom but there was a queue so i decided to go outside, as it's a secluded bar with nothing around for miles this seemed like a good idea. So i went and then decided as it was a nice star studded night let me go for a walk. so i walked for about 15 minutes gazing at the heavens with nothing but the chirping of crickets and other wildlife noises as company.
I leant against a tree to have a cigarette when i noticed a herd of kangaroos pretty spooked bounding across the road, scared that it could be a pack of dingoes following i got on my guard and was amazed to see what appeared to be a ball of blue light coming my way, because of my drinking and depth perception i never realised how big it was and as it got nearer until it was above me spinning and making a strange sound which was almost hypnotic.
I started to feel as though i was being tickled and then electrically charged.
That's when the ray of light hit me..
To be continued.
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Yes.

We are watching you.
I'm worried. Has be been abducted again?
Scary stuff.

The exact same thing happened to me once. I sobered up though :-)
The story can't be true- kangaroos come in mobs or troops, not herds
Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story.

...if only
i'm never going to bonnie rock if there's a queue for the loo
No - just suspended. Unless of course that is the same thing. One thing I have noticed - it is at least not rude, just daft.
it's called a troop or a gang of kangaroos I believe
aah factor you beat me too it! tsk!

I've got that bloody Madonna song going round my head now! "quicker than a ray of light...something, something..."
What are you smoking?? Got any left!!
do australian bars have restrooms ?

i thought they called them the dunny. and one could pop up at any bush - you wouldn't have to walk for 15 minutes.

was the ray of light a car ?
I bet there was probing too...
oh, come back

please

i'll share my cake!
I haven't had lamb in ages... I fancy a lamb curry now.
Put me in mind of something else, entirely, CD.
Damn those cheery Cockernees and their rhyming slang.......;o)
I think you're going to have to explain that Jack... I can't find a suitable, rude sounding thing that rhymes with lamb :-/
You are not looking hard enuff CD.
Are you sure they weren't peacocks? :o)
My mate lives in Perth................this happens every Friday.
I am mammy! I put every letter of the alphabet in front of the 'amb bit and I got nothing... although admittedly I'm pretty slow today.

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