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Patsy33 | 17:19 Fri 17th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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I've got a new job with 500 people under me,
cutting the grass at the cemetery.
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ooh, how convenient, right in the dead centre of town.
That’s a dead end job....
lol i laughed so much i had a coffin fit!
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Keep a lid on it Voltage!....
lol the Ab Editor has already said that ...sorry ed ;-)
Make sure you know exactly where it is, or you might lose the plot.
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It's gone deadly quiet?.....
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Good advice Hopkirk. Don't want grave consequences....
watch it, Voltage or you'll be in terred
Im being careful jno I don't want to dig a hole for myself!
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That'll be a big undertaking!....
that was from a limerick, btw

There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse, and died.
He had a twin brother
Who fell in another
And now they're interred side by side
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See, that's dead sad jno.... I love a good ditty.
I hear patsy your starting on the graveyard shift!
they used to print that in respectable family poetry books in Victorian times, Patsy, apparently it was decades before anyone spotted the pun. (Obviously I'm hoping the Ed won't.)
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Crafty devils, those Victorians. They spoke with fork tongues....
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Yes, Volty. I'm doing the graveyard shift. I'll tell you now, I'll be shifting myself!
Lol I had to read that twice x
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Haha...
I bet those 500 people were dying to get in there....

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