Two Yellow Cards But Not Sent Off
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A man was asked practical questions at his First Aid exam.
"What would you do, if you broke your leg, in 2 places?"
He replied, " I wouldn't go back to those 2 places, again."
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Paddy went to see the doctor, the doctor said: "Patrick you have two weeks to live." Paddy replied: "To be sure I'd like the last week in July and the first week of August."
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I rang the builders yard and said "I want a skip outside my house." the guy said: "Well I am not going to stop you."
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"What would you do, if you broke your leg, in 2 places?"
He replied, " I wouldn't go back to those 2 places, again."
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Paddy went to see the doctor, the doctor said: "Patrick you have two weeks to live." Paddy replied: "To be sure I'd like the last week in July and the first week of August."
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I rang the builders yard and said "I want a skip outside my house." the guy said: "Well I am not going to stop you."
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