SIGN UP

Mad Over Fifties Club

Avatar Image
nungate | 19:01 Sat 31st May 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
186 Answers
Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers.
Igor is waiting by the main entrance to assist members with their coats cloaks and broomsticks, though in this pleasant warm weather he may only have to conceal broomsticks this evening.
In view of the pleasantness of the evening, I think we should all adjourn to the beach and hold our meeting there. Plant has set up the barbecue and
the coals are glowing beautifully ready for the goodies we have ready to toss on the grill. There are steaks, burgers, chicken, hot dogs you name it we probably will have it ready to barbecue, there is also a wide variety of salads and other side dishes, not forgetting the famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. We have also requested the presence of Toni the Ice Man and his ice cream truck - 99's all round tonight!
Later the Tone Deafs will be playing, and they have set up a makeshift stage on the beach and will be playing a variety of summer time hits from days gone by............. the Minstrels can set up in the gallery with their usual madrigals and tocattas but they will only be playing to the portraits on the walls as we shall all be down by the sea, paddling! (one of these days I'll find out how they are getting in!) For those members not wishing to indulge themselves by the sea, the gardens are looking particularly pretty and we have set up a marquee in the grounds serving suppers and there will also be a mobile disco arriving later for dancing!
There are plenty of other outdoor diversions for our members, the race track is just waiting for racers to grab a cars for a few circuits of the track,
the maze is open too (keep turning left) We have just opened up the pink grotto to visitors, George the Dragon having gone on his holidays means members are permitted a peek at his far from humble home (just do not touch his treasure otherwise he will be back in a heartbeat, and I prefer guests ungrilled!)
As part of our usual fare the library is open to members as is the gym, indoor pool and other various diversions. It is a bit too warm in the conservatory but the Triffid is thriving, and the spider monkey is enjoying the extra heat.
I hope Queenie will be along later to tell us of the bit of excitement we had earlier on this week - which I found quite funny - she didn't!
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Half a dozen cardboard boxes (empty)
1 metre black fabric with gold stars (project didn't work!)
another bag of odd socks......

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

Answers

1 to 20 of 186rss feed

1 2 3 4 Next Last

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by nungate. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Question Author
Madame, I think we have cracked it, I think I have managed to clear the glitsch!
Sorry Madame, shall we try again?
Finally, you managed Igor, I'm sure our guests will be delighted that you've managed to join us in person so to speak. Though I'm not entirely sure how you managed to get into my system first!
Question Author
Igor what's happening?
another glitsch Madame. I shall go fetch my hammer, everything responds to a hammer!
why are you talking to yourself nungate ? a paddle eh? we could tuck out skirt into our pants ?
Evening nungate, Igor and glitch. What is tonight's inebriating offering?
Question Author
Not talking to me Anne, Igor and I seem to have our computers crossed somewhat. He's been having problems over the past few weeks and hasn't been able to log in, don't know what he's been up to.

How are you anyway?
Question Author
Hello Daisy, I'd forgotten about the tailcock. Give me a moment I go check, see you on the beach?
good idea Anne, but as my skirt is ankle length I may have difficulties.
Good evening Madame Daisy, good evening Madame Anne.
I have just heard from the mixologist that tonight's Tailcock is the
"Candy Apple"
Can I fetch you both a bucket?
daisy, you wont have any difficulty,if your pants are big enough .
Question Author
Wot he said ..............!

Igor fetch me one too I'm all confusticated
Question Author
SSSshhhh! Mustn't mention lingerie, or big pants or little ones it might arouse the interest of the lesser spotted sqad...........mum's the word right?
Excellent. Igor, yes please.
Shall I leave my rifle thingies here? A roll of double sided sellotape, 3 cardboard inners of loo rolls, 2 empty coconut halves and a useless can opener.
That's quite alright Madame Daisy, just leave them in the vestibule Belle will ensure they get to the right place.
I have your buckets. Madame, you know full well that you cannot partake of the Tailcock!
No comment Anne.
igor, no bucket for me thanks. but would toni give me a 99 but without the 9 ?
Toni the Ice Man can do you any ice cream combination you desire Madame Anne, just ask him and he'll provide exactly what you ask for
Question Author
First Igor with computer problems now I'm having trouble, I keep losing the page! aaaarrrggghhhhhh!

1 to 20 of 186rss feed

1 2 3 4 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

Mad Over Fifties Club

Answer Question >>