Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Club. First of all may I take a moment to thank Daisynonna for stepping into the breech and hosting our last meeting down at Daisy's Farm, and I must add, at very short notice too.
The tailcock for tonight is The Winning Post (year of the Horse)
Our hot plate special for tonight is a Buffet of Chinese Food, (well it is Chinese New Year after all) all the Chinese classics are there, and on the pudding trolley, apple fritters, and pineapple fritters! Later on we have Lion Dancers, and in the Home Cinema Room, we are showing a selection of Chinese films, Red Cliff (a personal favourite of mine) Crouching Tiger etc. and The House of Flying Daggers (visually stunning) Of course no meeting of the Mad Over Fifties would be complete without our selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers, or a visit from everyone's favourite local band The Tone Deafs, this week they will be playing a selection of Golden Oldies, and as always the Minstrels will be back in the gallery with their usual Madrigals and toccattas.
Yet again owing to inclement weather the bungee will be out of use this evening, as will the hot tub, (too exposed up on those towers) Down in the cellars, the indoor pool is ready for use, and swimsuits are available for those who haven't brought one (skinny dipping is frowned upon at the Towers) Our library is well stocked with all the latest magazines and periodicals, the latest edition of "Cow Punchers Weekly" has only just arrived!
I must say I missed you all last week, and I was touched to read all of your messages wishing me a speedy recovery, thank you.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals tonight.

carriages at midnight.

[DTCwordfan]

It is time for me to hitch up my horses and head off, particularly as we will be battered by the winds on the return trip....so I will bade my thanks to Nungate, Queenie, Igor and all and say 'night'!

[nungate]

Good night DT, sleep well, come to think of it fell a bit sleepy myself - it's all these pills! In addition to the antibiotics the Doc changed my meds - I'm in a state of confusion in all truth

[DaisyNonna]

Night DT

[tonyav]

G'night, DT.

Daisy, has G ever managed any other prem clubs and is he managing a club right now ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Gianfranco ?

[nungate]

Zola?

[tonyav]

Right, I'm getting it now, Daisy. Zola. All cheese related then.

[DaisyNonna]

Was assistant Treasurer at Uni and deputed to take Private Eye people to a nightclub. Richard Ingrams and Willie Rushton. Turned out to be a strip and gambling club.
They gave me £20 stake. A fortune in those days. Played roulette and won. Never gambled since.

[tonyav]

Hey, well done, Daisy. How much ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes. Female ogre. Medusa was one.

[DaisyNonna]

Well over a hundred.

[tonyav]

A good return that, Daisy, especially for free betting.

[DaisyNonna]

Nungate, are we keeping you up?
Feeling guilty now.

[nungate]

No, not at all, it's just temporary, if I fell asleep now I'd be wide awake in less than an hour and wouldn't be able to sleep when I do go to bed, my body clock is set around Best beloved's working hours so I seldom go to bed before 2.00 and wake at 9.00 on the dot!!

[tonyav]

7 hours kip isn't to bad, nungate.

[DaisyNonna]

Give up Tony and nun?

[tonyav]

Well, I do, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

nun?

[nungate]

there's a competition?

[DaisyNonna]

No, just wanted to know if you wanted any answers.