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nungate | 20:02 Sat 01st Feb 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening and welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Club. First of all may I take a moment to thank Daisynonna for stepping into the breech and hosting our last meeting down at Daisy's Farm, and I must add, at very short notice too.
The tailcock for tonight is The Winning Post (year of the Horse)
Our hot plate special for tonight is a Buffet of Chinese Food, (well it is Chinese New Year after all) all the Chinese classics are there, and on the pudding trolley, apple fritters, and pineapple fritters! Later on we have Lion Dancers, and in the Home Cinema Room, we are showing a selection of Chinese films, Red Cliff (a personal favourite of mine) Crouching Tiger etc. and The House of Flying Daggers (visually stunning) Of course no meeting of the Mad Over Fifties would be complete without our selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers, or a visit from everyone's favourite local band The Tone Deafs, this week they will be playing a selection of Golden Oldies, and as always the Minstrels will be back in the gallery with their usual Madrigals and toccattas.
Yet again owing to inclement weather the bungee will be out of use this evening, as will the hot tub, (too exposed up on those towers) Down in the cellars, the indoor pool is ready for use, and swimsuits are available for those who haven't brought one (skinny dipping is frowned upon at the Towers) Our library is well stocked with all the latest magazines and periodicals, the latest edition of "Cow Punchers Weekly" has only just arrived!
I must say I missed you all last week, and I was touched to read all of your messages wishing me a speedy recovery, thank you.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals tonight.

carriages at midnight.
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Edam !.
Naughty horses DT. Why stripes as opposed to spots?
First letter B
Blue !.
No, getting closer. B--E
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My zebra is called Spot.

Tony, Brie ...
No idea I'm afraid, Daisy.
Ah, yes of course, thanks nungate.
How lovely nun. A he or a she? Where do you keep your zebra? Does it keep trying to cross the road?
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Your most welcome Tony.
Bet it does Daisy, along with the pelican.
I wonder how much longer I must wait?
I've been waiting like a horse at the Nungate
With a tear in my eye
I'm about set to cry
And I'm not sure of how much more MoFC madness I can take?

The problem is I really have to poop
It must be from that bowl of oyster soup
The line is just to long
And my bowels aren't that strong
So it's set to fly like a seagull leaving the coop

I guess the waiting is just about done
And I'm soon to be a Horse on the Dun
Everything should go well
Except for the banana and bacon smell
When I leave, I'm sure everyone will know I'm the one
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Spot is out in the stables with the alpacas and llamas, he is very "proper" and disapproving and keep the others in line, or at least he tries to, I'm afraid the llamas and alpacas tend to ignore him and carry on their nonsense
So, they have that affect then, DT.
Well done nun. Must admit it is my favourite cheese.
Thought Tony might get the ex West Ham manager.
That's One Past the Winning Post.
Cue Igor!
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Stand by with the Air fresheners
Tony, do you think the zebra and pelican are friends? Would be good to think so.
I have them at the ready Madame, I've put Plant on standby too stereo spraying
Well they certainly are when crossing a road, Daisy.
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Polar bears never eat penguins .... could be the wrappers though

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