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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and Toccatas up in the gallery, in the ballroom we have again engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs tonight they will be playing the music of the Glam rock era, (don't forget the glitter and loon pants) Tonight's Tailcock will be a Sangria Special, and tonight's Hot plate Special will be Paella, and continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have the choice of Crema Catalana or Leche Frita, of course we also have our customary comestibles, volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks
A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals
Carriages at Midnight
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks
A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals
Carriages at Midnight
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The Bard - he don’t like wasps, they’re not nice.
When they get a chance to sting his ass, they never think twice.
They fly around his jungle, looking for a fight.
The only time he's safe, is when they go home at night.
They like to ruin AB threads and make young trolls cry,
If they sting News folk in their throat, there’s every chance they’ll die.
When the Bard hears that buzzing sound and know that they are near,
Tone and him, well they run to the pub, to alleviate them with a beer.
The Bard - he wishes that they'd emigrate and they’d never come back.
And then Nungate could spend time outside, without watching her back.
They’re known for thieving Food & Drink; they like to nick our beers,
Their favourite form of pleasure is to see News Abers shed their tears.
It’s obvious they are bitter, for me it’s plain to see,
That they are jealous of the fact, god gave honey to the bees.
So they take it out on Christians and chase Aetheists all day.
They make grown Gromits scream like girls, and the EDL act quite gay.
GET RID OF THEM.
The wasps that is, not those who live in Bradistan.
For the buzzards are the bane of Autumn
the Bard's garden a sanctum
The wasps now burnt and sent to the eternal land.
When they get a chance to sting his ass, they never think twice.
They fly around his jungle, looking for a fight.
The only time he's safe, is when they go home at night.
They like to ruin AB threads and make young trolls cry,
If they sting News folk in their throat, there’s every chance they’ll die.
When the Bard hears that buzzing sound and know that they are near,
Tone and him, well they run to the pub, to alleviate them with a beer.
The Bard - he wishes that they'd emigrate and they’d never come back.
And then Nungate could spend time outside, without watching her back.
They’re known for thieving Food & Drink; they like to nick our beers,
Their favourite form of pleasure is to see News Abers shed their tears.
It’s obvious they are bitter, for me it’s plain to see,
That they are jealous of the fact, god gave honey to the bees.
So they take it out on Christians and chase Aetheists all day.
They make grown Gromits scream like girls, and the EDL act quite gay.
GET RID OF THEM.
The wasps that is, not those who live in Bradistan.
For the buzzards are the bane of Autumn
the Bard's garden a sanctum
The wasps now burnt and sent to the eternal land.
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