Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Hello again all you Mad Over Fifties, once again the doors of Nungate Towers have been opened to welcome you all for another meeting of AB's Over Fifties.
Tonight's hot plate special will be a delicious tarragon chicken casserole, with a variety of side dishes, creamy mash, boiled rice, veggies.....you choose! Of course we also have what has become a Mad Over Fifties tradition volly vonts and canopies! On the pudding trolley tonight we have home made brownies with ice cream and chocolate sauce, mmm yum! Our tailcock this evening will be the Hawiian Volcano! Verily a potent mix!! (best not to ask what went into it's creation) The Minstrels are once again in the gallery, tuning up ready for the usual fare of madrigals and fugues, later they will be joined by our wonderful local band, the Tone Deafs who have promised a medley of songs from the 1950's right up to the present day (I'm looking forward to their version of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater - a particular favourite of mine). We have dancing in the great hall, the bowling alley in the dungeon is primed and ready to go, (Sir Cumference is looking forward to some company this evening) Up on the North Tower the hot tub is bubbling away, of course the minis bar has been restocked (thanks again Igor) We now have a full complement of rally cars, so we have reopened the race track, the games room is set up and ready for use, a roaring fire is burning in the snug for those of you who might wish a quiet evening. I am happy to state that we finally had the unveiling of the plaque to Mammar's Chocolate Store, Igor polished his chains especially for the occasion. The ceremony of pulling the cord was awarded to Igor (he also polished the plaque so it seemed only fair) The bungee is also available of members use, though be advised it has now been moved for safety reasons (see special announcement)
In keeping with MOFC tradition there will be a rofl later.

A special announcement:
Will guests please note that the moat has a shoal of piranha fish (a security measure introduced after the moat was stolen recently) therefore swimming or diving will be at the member's own risk. The "management" strongly advise against any form of water sports in the moat.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight.

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm, your nungateship, would the new butler have access to the wine cellar ?, just curious.

[Igor61]

Sir, your lava drink whispers are you aware that one of the main ingredients in that drink came from a volcano in Iceland? The one that blew up a couple of years back? Don't be fooled by the Hawaiin name

[tonyav]

Who got removed then ?.

[Psybbo]

Who was that gate crasher - annodomino or something, well done Igor

[tonyav]

Igor, I believe that I can taste ash in my tailcock !.

[nungate]

If the butler has keys to the cellar DT he would have to be teetotal and not only for January! ;-)

Who's the numpty that posted summat nasty in the Towers? Turn your back for a minute and they're in there - will need to beef up the security around here!

[DaisyNonna]

Why are butlers male?

[tonyav]

One of those that frequent the other place I think nungate, usually found under bridges.

[tonyav]

Daisy, would it not be a butleress if femail ?.

[nungate]

We have an open policy here at the Towers Daisy, I don't mind if you are a male, female or hermaphrodite as long as you can do the job - you're hired!

[nungate]

I see Tony. We'll have the cannons loaded in future

[tonyav]

Ooooooh cannons, I like them !.

[nungate]

I'll let you set one off if we are invaded again Tony

[tonyav]

Thanks your nungateship.

[DaisyNonna]

Don't they occur in snooker Tony? Or in the church? Which is your preference?

[nungate]

Just decided I cannot spell Hawaiian! Been spelling it wrong all evening!

Hawaiian hawaiian hawaiian hawaiian enough for valour I think I have absorbed my message................

[tonyav]

What's that Daisy ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Joke Tony. Cannons, rebounds in snooker, canons, members of the Church of England. Just get me another drink, please.

[tonyav]

DOH, ok Daisy. Igor could I trouble you for two more buckets of that delicious tailcock please.