Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.

The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.


The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:

A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)

[ladyalex]

I will repeat it yet again...I just happen to be a lucky person when it comes to raffles ...and in love , of course, with dear lordalex....

[DTCwordfan]

just to warn you Lady A, that the condom machine is empty, the croc has been ballooning them.......take care tonight - cling-film is a good substitute.

[ttfn]

So that wouldn't be the posh cling film then, DT? You know - the one with perforations ...

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the warning, DT, but have you considered the name of this club ?

[owdhamer]

Good evening mi lady, just a quick word tonight,Incitement finished a promising 4th on Friday,the trainer has been banished to the cells in Middleham czstle.

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the update, Owd and lovely to see you again. Will you stay for a flagon or two ?

[Lie-in King]

Flagon or bucket, sir?

[DTCwordfan]

well I did notice that the machine in the Mens was for those female socks of condoms......thank you for the clarification, Lady A.

[owdhamer]

Thank you mi lady, but Mrs Owd says i already look like a buckled wheel.

[ladyalex]

Mens Sana etc etc

[DTCwordfan]

they are most useful to put over the finneals of the staircase when it is being polished, Milady....

[ladyalex]

I cannot believe that to be accurate, Owd....a little low on air, perhaps, but not buckled, surely.

[ladyalex]

I do not take to do with polishing, DT.
The Duraglit was for stocking up the butler's cupboard.

[DTCwordfan]

No, I understand that the Badgers do a very good job using moleskin dusters.

[ttfn]

owd, you are welcome to use mine, I shall be in no fit state to mount it after this bucket is empty ;

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[owdhamer]

Certainly not low on air or water , a slight wobble maybe, I will swop you two rusty bbq's for the sun hat.

[Lie-in King]

Do keep up, m'lady - the Duraglit came from the butler in the first place & I am given to believe that Matron likes to polish the stair rails by sliding gracefully down them...

[Mamyalynne]

I do wish you would not give away my housekeeping tips and wrinkles Maj.

[Lie-in King]

My apologies, Matron - I thought you'd ironed those wrinkles out? Have a flagon of your own Monsoon, if you dare...

[ttfn]

You will have to excuse me now m'lady and company. I am pleased your luck continues with the raffle. Hope all have a safe journey home, a pleasant weekend and sweet dreams.

ttfn