An Ode to the defunct to be "News of the World"

DTCwordfan | 18:53 Thu 07th Jul 2011 | ChatterBank

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My name is Rebekah Wade
I was the News of the World ex Ed
I told porky fibs and got duly laid
And now this Journo is so plainly "dead"

My name is Andy Coulson
I hired a dubious hack
Who tried to pull a foul-one
And then I got the sack

My name is Rupie Murdie
I owned a sleezy Sunday
My staff gave me an ugly birdie
I'll now just publish the Sun on Monday

My name is Robert Peston
Some hacks havin' paid
to shut me up and sectioned
So I'll throw my Beeb Grenade

The "World" is really no longer
Thank goodness it is dead
I hope "The News" appearsno stronger
All of us should read AB News instead.

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well how can you follow that !!!!!!!!!

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pmsl on that jno........

DT - sorry i missed it! where's my mention?! x

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who the heck are you? Never heard of you.

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Halifaxmum - it was/is over in the Mad Over 50s Club (mamya's thread on quizzes) sorry about that...........

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You've never heard of me, yet you took the time and trouble to answer a genuine enquiry from me, with a pathetic joke

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