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RATTER15 | 17:15 Mon 27th Oct 2014 | Jokes
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A Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in heaven.
He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:
"Sorry, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven".
"What?,,,, replies the Muslim, and why not"?
"Well, we just don’t!!,,,, and that’s it,,, we're short on Virgins".
The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets fed up.
"Well,,,, says St Peter, have you ever done anything good in your life"?
Ummm--the Muslim replies.
" Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting
for a children’s charity so I gave her ten pounds.
Last week I donated ten pounds to the Cancer Society
and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money,,,
so I gave him ten pounds too"!
"Alrighty then, says St Peter,,,
wait here and I'll have a quick word with God" .
Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I’ve spoken with God and he agrees with me ... ... ......
Here’s your 30 quid back,,,,,,,,,, now *** off!!..
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"Well,,,, says St Peter, have you ever done anything good in your life"?
Ummm--the Muslim replies.

LOL LOL
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ummmm, come on, fess up!!
Good 'un RATTER !
Why is St Peter , always is the one , on duty at the pearly gates ?
Penance for his denials.

Meanwhile. tut tut !

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